To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.
by Churnobyl November 08, 2024
When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself
I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home
by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022
The unethical practice of dragging out unnecessary processes and procedures in order to delay providing Social Services in hope to discouraged applicants to drop their effort for assistance. The use of long automated telephone answering system and online Website technology that's constantly broken has become today's effort to discourage those in need of help.
by bpj101 January 13, 2016
Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.
All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.
by PolicyWonk December 18, 2023
My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 November 09, 2015
by MythicMilk January 22, 2021
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022