crispy ween

Someone who has a cool attitude

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween”

by Willween October 2, 2018

ween juice

Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.

"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."

Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.

by betsyandrews January 25, 2018

Ween

Ween is a word to describe 'To think; suppose'. When you ween, you think or suppose something but don’t know it for a fact. The verb is of Germanic origin, as in "wähnen,” which means “to imagine.”

“She, I ween, is the daughter of the baker,"

by QuietBiteX8K February 2, 2024

Ween

Noun- A dick

Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.

Tim: Lets go weening!
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm

George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!

Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt

by Big dick Brody October 15, 2022

Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.

“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”

by UserKing004 September 12, 2018

Ween

Similar to a pheen a ween is a person known for lingering around for large periods of time usually at shops, compounds, trap houses where large amounts of drugs typically meth is being used. They will smoke all your shit, hit your stem, drink your bong water, lick your bag, carpet surf etc for a ghost hit. Their only contribution to this 24/7 trailer trapping lifestyle is exchanging of sexual favors, their children’s belongings, or stolen merchandise such as jerky, seasoning, meat from local meat market where her bf/ roommate withholds employment whom is in complete oblivion of who she really is.

L.O. “Hey Jorde heard you had a bag. I’ll clean your shop for $60 bucks & some shit….”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”

by Glddiggin?definitionGoGettr! August 10, 2025

Toxic Weening

When you have been surrounded your entire life with toxic people and you cut them all out of your happy bubble of life.

I’m toxic weening the people who serve no purpose and only cause chaos.

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024