Stone

Stone is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet who always puts other people first. Very competitive, and typically has a chode.

That guy is such a stone

by William Haze June 18, 2022

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them

“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”

by UrbanJohn07 June 9, 2018

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 March 31, 2022

Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.

author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary

by LordLaberstein August 4, 2021

stoned

Something you only truly know if you've been it.

"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"

by long bong silvers October 30, 2018