Scat Swatch

A scat swatch is a palette of colors to identify different characteristics of fecal matter.

"This scat swatch shows that I need a bit more iron in my diet," said John.

by Oanu April 13, 2011

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Scat Trap

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.

That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.

Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.

by poserXposer January 18, 2019

Scat Missile

The act of covering one's penis with shit with the sole intention of having another lick all but the tip off, when the male climaxes the semen fires out along with the poop.

Iris enjoyed the taste of the scat missile as she smiled with her Dirty Sanchez.

by MJCM July 23, 2010

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.

Let's go read Scat with the Cat!

by Max February 25, 2005

troll scat

The droppings of misinformation and malcontent that occur when someone feeds an internet troll and they shit all over a discussion on a forum or message board.

If people posting about their first hand experiences are "pixie dust" then your "some stranger I met told me" postings must be nothing more than troll scat.

by C.Diver April 1, 2010