Pew

The impulsive response toward an achievement or definitive questions.

"So Clyde why did you eat the last slice of pizza?"

'pew'

"goddamn it."

by Junkfish. August 17, 2020

pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

pixie pew

Pixie pew is a disturbing sexual act of when a woman shots on a pigs head while the pig likes her asshole

Sarah was in the pig pen trying to pixie pew Wilbur

by Olddirtybastardlordsmobile September 28, 2017

pew

pew means when a male cums really far

he moaned and next thing pew

by klbdjm August 16, 2017

Pew

Sound a toy gun makes.

As I played the video game you could hear the gun shots, pew pew as they fired.

by AprilsCondo March 5, 2020

PEW

stands for "performance enhancing website" while using words with friends

"His friends caught him using PEW's while playing words with friends."

by IFAPALLDAY November 15, 2011

Pew News

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.

Last week I watched Pew News, it was very informative.

by Master Engineer May 24, 2018