talking picture

Dear lord, what a monager! This elevator has a talking picture. 23 Skidoo!
by Trevisaurous April 12, 2007
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Pocket Picture

When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.
Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!

Dude 2: Lame!
by Brian Moreau September 26, 2007
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Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.
Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!
by OranageHasu November 29, 2012
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spiderman picture

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)
Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.
by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019
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picture pimp

One who uses online digital photographs of anything from people and objects to stills from movies to help relay or underscore a written thought or emotion. It's the online Internet forum equivalent to the phrase, "A picture is worth a thousand words."
I didn't know what Steve meant by calling me a media whore until that picture pimp posted a photo of Paris Hilton under his remark!

by Tom Connelly October 06, 2005
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Blowjob picture

When one or more girls take a photo of them from a high angle while smiling/opening their mouths, making it seem like they're about to suck some dude's dick.
dude, did you see rebecca and jasmin's blowjob picture the other night?

WHAT? link me, bro!
by davver November 12, 2011
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Before Picture

This is when somebody's body is misshapen by poor eating habits or drugs, tacky outfit or outdated. It's somebody whose look you would change if you could.
I decided to go on a diet because I was starting to look like a Before Picture naked.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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