Guy 1: did you see the pain olympics. Guy 2: no. Guy 1: you gotta see it its the most discusting thing ever. Guy 2: oo that's crazy guy 3:jay wizzys mad cool and he runs new bedford chea toasty
by jay wizzy May 11, 2009
Get the pain olympicsmug. a snapper is small bowl smoked out of a bong. the snapper olympics is clearing a snapper then loading another and the next breath in is hitting the next bowl. you repeat this process until you cannot clear the bowl or choke or run out of weed.
by Ifuckdumbbitches November 24, 2007
Get the snapper olympicsmug. The feeling people get of becoming a fan of certain sports that nobody gives a fuck about besides during the Olympics. The feeling of not giving a shit about this "sport" goes back to not caring after the Olympics are over.
Person 1-Yeah man, I was watching some curling last name, I was really hoping we could bring home the gold for that event, fuck I'm pissed!
Person 2-....Way to hop on the Olympic bandwagon, champ.
Person 2-....Way to hop on the Olympic bandwagon, champ.
by Ziiiiigggyyy March 1, 2010
Get the Olympic Bandwagonmug. The tendency of some American male Olympic hopefuls competing for medals in individual figure-skating to wear campy costumes (even more sequined than the Asian skaters'), or tight, self-designed get-ups in the most fashionable colors, usually showing a broader bodice with no chest hair, but more boob than the more run-of-the-mill glitzy skater's costume.
This tendency is sometimes accompanied by demands of the sort observed at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, if not earlier, for special favors such as switching rooms in the athletes' dorm to bunk with a special friend. On the ice, when they perform well, they look fabulous and the viewer can feel the narcissism coming through the television; when they perform poorly, they look fabulous despite the gaffes and the viewer can nonetheless feel the nacissism coming through the television, often simultaneous with oblique on-air comment by the network's sports journalist referencing their "controversial" pre-rink behavior.
This tendency is sometimes accompanied by demands of the sort observed at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, if not earlier, for special favors such as switching rooms in the athletes' dorm to bunk with a special friend. On the ice, when they perform well, they look fabulous and the viewer can feel the narcissism coming through the television; when they perform poorly, they look fabulous despite the gaffes and the viewer can nonetheless feel the nacissism coming through the television, often simultaneous with oblique on-air comment by the network's sports journalist referencing their "controversial" pre-rink behavior.
"Jeremy, I can't believe what I just saw! That American kid made such a poor showing. He fell on his ass and didn't even make the top fifteen. But he strutted off the ice, mugging for the cameras, and looking like he was about to burst the leather straps holding his vest together out of sheer pride or sheer gall."
"Chad," there just ain't no gay like USA Olympic Gay."
"Chad," there just ain't no gay like USA Olympic Gay."
by al-in-chgo February 19, 2010
Get the Olympic Gaymug. by Super Handicaped Man June 6, 2019
Get the special olympicsmug. "so are you going to the olympics tonight?"
"yeah i'm hoping to place gold, but i'll probably get bronze"
"yeah i'm hoping to place gold, but i'll probably get bronze"
by kevin collin and vince January 3, 2006
Get the going to the olympicsmug. (1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.
(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.
A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.
A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:
(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.
(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.
(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
Get the Suffering Olympicsmug.