Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.
"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."
by MoundMaster August 11, 2024
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020
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beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.
by Crandle October 6, 2016
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Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.
Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.
by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023
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Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
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Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic
My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!
by RivalingRhinos888 January 7, 2023
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Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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