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septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.
I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.
by Septic mound October 21, 2017
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Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.
“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”
by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023
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beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.
by Crandle October 6, 2016
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pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".
"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"
by Socsglen September 26, 2018
mugGet the pound-moundmug.

tapping the mound

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis
The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.
Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.
by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023
mugGet the Moundmug.

Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper
The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with
by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018
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