malcolm melvin

Enjoys telling people to kill themselves, invented "The game" and frequently plays basement ball, and "name brand"

"Oh that dude just Malcolm Melvined it!"

by Joey Misenhuffendurf January 27, 2014

hot melvin

Recieving a blow job while taking a shit at the same time.

She was surprised when her boyfriend asked for a hot melvin.

by candygurl May 4, 2006

james melvin

bitch ass senior who doesnt even have a permit or a girlfriend.

it fuckin sux ass 2 b james melvin

by anus January 11, 2005

george melvin

A guy with a massive penis who simply is coolest guy you'll ever find

George Melvin has a massive dick

by hello jk ouch gdh November 25, 2016

Cool Melvin

When you wrap some one in cellophane and take a shit on them.

Dude wrap your self in this cellophane so i can do a cool melvin like all over you.

by lehighmaster August 20, 2009

A Melvin kid

A person who is very weak or looks like a stereotypical nerd

Wtw Sam stop being a Melvin kid

by Astro Kid April 8, 2016

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005