Time for laundry

Time for laundry baby.
by Kuehlstein December 30, 2017
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laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 04, 2009
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Laundry limbo

The helplessness felt when you're in the middle of doing laundry and realize you don't have a basket to remove clean clothes from the dryer when the washer is done.
See that fool over there? Thinks he's gonna do his laundry with one basket. Mfer bout to go straight to laundry limbo with that shit.
by Oldbelt February 03, 2020
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laundry bingo

when you are looking for a article of clothing in a washing machine or dryer and you must continue to pull out clothes until the right one is found.
Josh: "did you find something to wear yet?"

Pam: "no i cant find the shirt i was looking for in the washing machine"

Josh: "well im gunna go grab a beer while you play laundry bingo"
by kamrun82 August 04, 2010
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laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.
by SLeepdepD September 30, 2010
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do the laundry

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.
by Sergey November 22, 2017
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Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"
"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"
by Mr. Lynwood April 22, 2010
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