Illuminati

me: oh a triangle
guy1: ILLUMINATI
guy2: thats one heck of a sneaky boi

Basic Math vs One Sneaky Boi
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The (Illuminati)...One world government print the money and only care about power and control over the human mind.
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people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.
"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati}

of the organization"
dude:1 why are we acting like zombies around this pyramid

dude:2 illuminati
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Jordinly Renee Barker and Jesus Herod Christ as the one world government of the future. They're GOD together male and female 1 god (Jordinly is Jesus Christ). They're also basically every celebrity that exists and PLEIADIAN starseeds. I know and believe that this is a gift from Jesus to his wife. His wife is very nice and included everybody by making it the one world government. Coming Soon is what they say.
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This is a Chatah word for illuminated.

This is the Christianity of the Americans - Chatah kingdom /Redindians, it was taken from the Oldest Bible, HERBREW 10 VERSES 32 That believes that Jesus Christ is the only son of God, he was crucified to give us salvation - Illuminati And was risen on the third day to give us the joy of salvation and have gone to prepare a place for believers in Heaven his father's throne is.

This is also the culture, tradition and the legal system of America.
I am Illuminati Christian.
Illuminati rules the world.
Illuminati saved us all.
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A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.
Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
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