Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010

Sexy Guru

Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.

Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?

by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018

Guru

The one with the wisdom of the bosh

GURU

by RotFoot June 9, 2021

guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess

And she is "Guru sri"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Guru Kiran TV

Worlds biggest bitch aka Psychopath... He thinks he is the leader but turns out to be the world's largest motherfucker..

Wait is that Guru Kiran TV... well karma will hit him bad.

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025

Guru

A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.

I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.

by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021

Guru Flipping

The act of ingesting LSD, Ecstasy, Mushrooms, and then breaking through on DMT at the peak.

Guru flipping is for experienced psychonauts.

by Topiary DTX September 24, 2019