Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
by Big John & the Boys July 03, 2018
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The Good Estate Agent

Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!
Are you selling your home? You must use The Good Estate Agent!
by TGEA November 23, 2021
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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Grill-estate

by konstl95 March 24, 2019
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Estates Trash

A woman who lives in the trailer park who may be very beautiful on the inside but may lack the exterior and intellectual beauty that others may enjoy. This woman may be missing a few teeth, tend to wear wife beaters on every day except for when they have their weekly garage sale. Most likely has 2-5 kids from mulitple dads. One think most of the dads will have in common is that they are all Owner/Operators of their own semi trailers. Very common to find them working low paying/degrading jobs such as hooters or at the strip club. Very common to see them preying on younger men.
I cant believe Snider keeps talking to that estates trash, does he know what he is getting himself into?
by Sonah Jmith January 09, 2009
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Estate fit

An attractive "female" who comes from a low-income, high crime area. Usually a council estate.
by MuffGabbler July 27, 2017
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The Estate Sale

There's two outcomes of why you came here

1- You're searching for the deluxe for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler, The Creator

Or

2- You were bored and decided to search this for no reason

The Estate Sale is a deluxe version for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler the Creator that released on 2023
Sam: Hey have you heard of Call Me If You Get Lost: The Estate Sale?

Salem: No.. what is that?

Sam: you're definitely missing out
by AnonWT. December 31, 2024
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