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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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Estates Trash

A woman who lives in the trailer park who may be very beautiful on the inside but may lack the exterior and intellectual beauty that others may enjoy. This woman may be missing a few teeth, tend to wear wife beaters on every day except for when they have their weekly garage sale. Most likely has 2-5 kids from mulitple dads. One think most of the dads will have in common is that they are all Owner/Operators of their own semi trailers. Very common to find them working low paying/degrading jobs such as hooters or at the strip club. Very common to see them preying on younger men.
I cant believe Snider keeps talking to that estates trash, does he know what he is getting himself into?
by Sonah Jmith January 9, 2009
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estated

a area which estates have been developed
ellenbrook estated
by dienos_rocks April 26, 2010
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Fake Estate

Estate which doesn't exist. Not real estate.
Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet
by Psude 'Nim June 8, 2024
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estate babe

An atractive girl who gets in lots of short term relationships, usualy within a selected area. She may also be refered to as a "whore of the hood"
That Isla is one estate babe!
by CrusaderCobra August 16, 2011
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stoneridge estates

A senior mobilehome community in Warner Springs California, North San Diego co (borders Riverside county & over 30 miles from Temecula) that has been slightly highlighted in a social platform that can not be mentioned but hint YT channel. The video is titled “Pond bass fishing turned wild Karen encounter” uploaded May 1, 2023. It captures a resident berating young guests of another resident fishing at the pond on property. The resident accuses the guests of trespassing because they weren’t accompanied by the resident & escalates when the resident starts assaulting them by laying her hands on them. Residents tend to act as self appointed citizens upholding the law. And what the video depicts represents some angry, grumpy people. Seems racist against younger people, obviously minorities. Watch the video.
Stoneridge estates is in San Diego
by Who’s_ur_Karma April 23, 2024
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Jubilee Estate

Jubilee Estate is a place where people go to suck buckets and smoke joints. They love bottles of water from spar for a lovely creamy bucket .
Let’s go to the jubilee estate for a fat creamy bucket and joint .
by Jubilee Estate May 8, 2023
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