Coronavirus

Someone ate a bat and now all the toilet paper is gone, so is the hand sanitizer and baked beans..not the baked beans!

Fuck the coronavirus. Now I have to survive off sand paper and ramen till it's over >:(

by Almondd mylk April 15, 2020

coronavirus

any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.

The impact of coronavirus is already being felt across the continent.

by bluestinger66 September 13, 2022

Coronavirus fever

The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing

I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2020

Coronavirus

Sonething that has gotten everything and everyone off track/off course.

Not everyone likes being off course for a long time, there are people who will be saying thank god when they're no longer looking st Anthony Fauci's face, along with some of these scientists that get on TV and make people want to beat the shit out of somebody every time they open their mouth. People will one day forget the coronavirus, and the effect and changes some people had hoped to achieve by trying to scare everybody won't be realized. There never was a new normal, because there never was an original normal. Life is dysfunctional, then people die, it's simple enough.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Coronavirus

Idk I just wanted to make one

Coronavirus is deadly

by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020

Coronavirus

A Virus That Caused People To Stop Going To School And Then Come Back To it it Kills People And it Caused Karens To Make it Even Worse

Life: Do You Want A Virus Named Coronavirus

Me: No

Life: Do You Think I Care

by 1dk a name September 9, 2020

Coronavirus

FUCK THIS SINCE MARCH OF 2020!

Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!

Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*

by Senickres August 31, 2021