You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
by newyorker51 October 14, 2023
There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.
“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2021
by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 5, 2020
"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 29, 2022
by dds 1987 January 26, 2014
When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out
by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024