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The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"
by newyorker51 October 13, 2023
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