Poverty Team

A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrious way.

28-3 Atlanta Falcons

2008 Lions

2018 Browns

Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC

Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams

by HughJass1986 July 21, 2023

shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

credit to team

Someone who does his part in a team; promotes teamwork; helps others in various way; builds teleporters and dispensers.

Engineer put teleport here to enemy babies to make up for my slow ass. Engineer is credit to team!

by Vagineer February 26, 2010

Tag Team DJ

Tag Team DJing is practically a sport. It occurs when too many Deejays show up for the same party. Instead of playing an hour or two hour set the deejays split the time by playing three songs then rotating to the next deejay. After a deejay plays three songs they high-five the next deejay to "tag out" or "tag in". Tag Team DJing was devised as a "plan b" by the world famous B-Town DJ CO*OP as means to let every deejay in the B-town Posse get a shot at the decks, even if they were not on the flyer for the evening. If they just so happend to arrive at the party, there was always room for one more.

DJ Willow from Paris: "Remember the good ol' days at the Temple Bar when we use to play Tag Team DJ's?"

DJ SB3: "Yeah that was the shiznit! You could hang out, do some shots at the bar, smoke in the alley, and then throw down some slambient beats, tag out and then do it all over again!"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Fascinating trend we started, Eh?"

DJ SB3: "Yeah it's like wrestiling but with vinyl discs, loud booming bass and your whole "team" is there high-fiving left and right! It's a good way to share the love."

DJ Willow from Paris: "So when can I fly over to Maui for an extreme Tag Team DJ set with you? I'll bring my new sidekick, DJ YR LTTL PWNY."

DJ SB3: "Soon...REAL SOON!!!!"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Hey SB3...Tag you're it!"

by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008

team chaser

A person who gets cut from an athletic team and instead of taking it like a man decides to stalk the team by going to every one of their games, not in support but just because they're jealous.

On bus, looking out window:
player 1 - yo is that Brad again?
player 2 - wow is that loser still following us?
player 1 - yah ever since he got cut from the team he's been going to all our games...
player 2 - wow what a team chaser...

by Bought you a Churro April 8, 2009

take one for the team

The act of someone willingly making a sacrifice for the benefit of others.

There wasn't enough room in the car, so Jerry decided to take one for the team and stayed behind while the reast of us went to the big concert.

"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.

by TheKoW November 9, 2006