cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.

"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."

by Shavin65 May 3, 2016

Tears for Fears

A hip band from the 80s. Featuring Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal. Responsible for hits such as the notorious "Mad World" which was unfortunately covered by Gary Jules. Also responsible for "Shout" and many other songs you'd only recognize if they were played right in front of you.

Yo, dude, did you know that the original "Mad World" was by Tears For Fears??? Roland Orzabal's dance moves in that music video haunts me.

by mickjonesismysugardaddy February 22, 2019

speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

Tear a Brick

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

by Memesareawesome May 7, 2018

roll tear

doughy tears from a blonde rico stach guy who misses his boyfriend. also used to describe an emo.

Dough was always playing for the wrong team, going both ways, and having a roll tear.

by Dr. Fengshuai August 13, 2006

Tears and cum

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum

Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*

by Big -d March 12, 2019