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1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)
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tofu duty

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty
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Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.
Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flamingtofu sniffer
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”
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Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"
I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu
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technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies
Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
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Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.
Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.
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