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Swampy Peach

When you dip your balls in shit and you get your 5 closest friends to lick/rub the shit off.
Dude, I was so drunk last night that I almost swampy peached at the bar.
by SwampyPeach"from Halo" July 9, 2011
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Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011
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Swumper

The word given to an American girl, usually a teenager, who wishes she was British, more specifically, English. Such people are likely to put phrases such as "xxx" at the end of their sentences (such as on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc.) as well as spell words like "color" and "favorite" like "colour" and "favourite." You might overhear them talking about the latest English indie rock band while moaning how they desperately want some Yorkshire tea. Sometimes called a "poser." Is occasionally mistaken for a "hipster" because of similar qualities.

Note: The origin of the word comes from the combination of the word "Jumper" (UK) and "Sweater" (US)
Seth: Who's that girl?
Allison: The one the with the died hair and the Sublime Tshirt?
Seth: Yeah.
Allison: Oh, that's just Brooke, your average high school Swumper. You know the type: wants an English accent, only drinks tea, loves Ed Sheeran and Dr. Martens (or in her case Doc Martens) and says "trolley" instead of "shopping cart."
Seth: Oh yeah, we had a swumper at my old high school. She always overused the words wanker and cunt. She also had a major obsession with Sid Vicious.

Allison: Exactly.
by Coldra September 30, 2012
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Swumpish

Swumpish people put others down to feel better about themselves.
Chad: "Hey you know that girl that you have a crush on, Phoebe?"
Tyler: "Yeah, what about her?"
Chad: "We'll she actually likes me and thinks you're an annoying ugly weirdo {LIE}"
Tyler: "That's alright say what you want I know you just a swumpish rat anyway."
by letsbounce May 5, 2014
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swumpster

U r a swumpster
by Chippsop April 18, 2016
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swumpster

U r a swumpster
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Slumpy

sleepy + grumpy = slumpy

This is a word describing a way a person acts when they are sleepy and begin to be very grumpy.
Go take a nap so you stop acting so slumpy.
by Dix412 April 23, 2016
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