swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.

"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006

Swining

The act of drinking wine and having sex

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

by T.Herm October 25, 2008

I got your ____ swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your ____ swinging
Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian September 7, 2008

Taylor Swifting

To sit in front row seats at a show and stand up the whole time and dance like the inflatable arm flailing tub man. Usually involves very bad arm movements, weird body bouncing and off beat head bobbing and waves.

I am going to be Taylor Swifting the whole night at the Kendrick Lamar concert.

by blahblahblahtimestwenty April 19, 2014

Swinging

A nice fat ass that swings left to right when a shawty walks.

Damn Homie, that bitches ass is swinging!

by Shawtylow5 December 4, 2012

swinging hammer

A refernce in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song "Dani California" possibly refering to Communism or being a Communist.

"Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer..."

by Robert Paulson July 9, 2006

Taylor Swifting

1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.

"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."

by Captain Encyclopaedia August 17, 2012