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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.
It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
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survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail
example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall
by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019
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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015
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survival horror

A gaming genre where you guessed it.. you survive horror!

This is the most slay gaming genre and playing survival horror classics such as resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame & more are known to cause severe and irreversible yassifcation.
Person A: What’s your favourite survival horror game?

Person B: I love Rule of Rose!

Person A: Haunting Ground is better um chile…
by alaozoxox June 22, 2023
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survival potion

Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.
As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!
by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025
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Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)
Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.
by Yifgjth November 22, 2025
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