Surfing the Red Tide

The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.

John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

by Eduardo Cullena January 8, 2009

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Surface Friend

A friend or acquaintance whom you know through school/work. He/she is not involved in your personal life and conversations are superficial, almost always relating to school/work.

Nah I don't talk to that classmate about my life, he's just a surface friend.

by john doe smith johnson chan March 19, 2009

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Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.

Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.

Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

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whale surfing

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.

Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

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bed surfer

A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.

This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.

by eakerma February 9, 2006

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