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scary stories

Term used to secretly imply sex in a dark room with candle light. sometimes mistaken for story time.
girl- we should tell scary stories.
boy- ok?
girl- we could turn out the lights and light a candle.
boy- ok but maybe we should ask my step brother so it dosen't look suspecious.
girl-umm.... oh ok sure.
girl to herself (dumbass)
by jimmyisgay November 11, 2006
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bum a stoge

"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"
by Mistyy May 21, 2009
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Victory Stoge

{vik-tuh-ree stohg}

(noun)

1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.

The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.

A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.

when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.

also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.

Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
In case of victory, light stoge. (Victory Stoge)
by commandant pickles June 14, 2011
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Instagram Stories

A app where you repost your Snapchat Stories.
Make sure you repost your Snapchat on Instagram Stories.
by The Wade Effect June 25, 2017
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Radviliškis Stories

Fameous meme based game by Yung Sip Games. Now used to describe stories of people that grew up in European "hoods".
R: Did I tell you my Radviliškis Stories?
J: Nah mayne.
by feniksxx July 19, 2018
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Roblox Stories

Roblox stories (Part 1)
Noob: Hi bestie
Bacon: Hi noob
Bacon and noob: I want to say something
Noob: You go first
Bacon: I got 3126716713678324624874736285323872378485436278 Million robux
Noob: Oh wow can i say something now?
Bacon: Sure loser
Noob: I made a new friend
Bacon good noob
Bacon: Invite him/her
Noob: Oki
Bacon: BTW imma change my avatar
Noob: Okay than

1137312831893131823789312893712831 Hours later
Cnp: Hi noob and rich baba boy
Slender: Oh hi
Cnp: Wanna date?
Slender:No
Cnp: "*Turns Emo baka queen emotional asian damage*"
Cnp: DATE ME NOWWWWW
Slender: No and noob im leaving you. By loser
Noob: Okay :( Gets inf robux
They died after 95 years :(
by Xiaoling of Japan July 31, 2022
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Thing that should be stopped

Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭
Person 1: sex stories on urban dictionary should be stopped

Person 2: yeah ikr
by StrawberryPerson November 5, 2023
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