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Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.
Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018
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stiff jiggler

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.
by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008
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stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.
Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."
by levychevy March 31, 2013
mugGet the stiff nicholasmug.

Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.
Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba
by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021
mugGet the Stiff cockymug.

stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy
Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy
by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017
mugGet the stiff mindymug.

gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist
Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.
by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019
mugGet the gary stiffmug.

stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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