Start with me, last

Something said by a person at the front of the food line (finally!!!) who can't seem to make up their friggin' mind about what to order.

"You know, I'm holding up the line so why don't you start with me, last.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 16, 2022

Car Starter

To get a girl all "fired up" and then have someone else step in and take her away.

I felt like such a car starter when David walked out with that girl I had been talking too all night.

by Caps Lock March 12, 2004

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

snert

SNERT is an acronym for Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Twit. It was created in 1994 in the Guide Lounge on America Online, as we were not allowed to refer to members as twits, twerps, or the like. A pact was loosely made between those present that we wouldn't tell members what it meant other than "a troublesome member". The word went on to be defined in at least twenty different ways by members and eventually moved out into the online gaming world.

Jerk1: I just fuX0red your sister!
Dude1: Go eat shit, snert boy!

by flurp November 25, 2006

stop typing and start skyping

When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.

Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

This is actually known as the "Konami Code", as it appeared in pretty much every game they wrote at that period of time.

Don't forget, make the end of it "Select, Start" if you want to play 2 players!

"FUCK, LifeForce is a real bitch. Let's just Konami Code it... and pass that pizza, asshole."

by Binary Jay November 25, 2004

Startilization

Not just just a revelation, or realization, it's an epiphany that's so momentous as to startle you as you think it or others as they hear it.

Sitting in his chair, it came to him in a startilization, knocking him off his feet.

When she heard the news the startilization rolled over her whole body throwing her into a fit of agony.

by scott allen schlange January 23, 2009