Steamer

A stolen or hot vehicle.

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.

by Mr. lost in America February 5, 2009

sleasel

N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.

Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!

by D. T. January 31, 2008

Smeasel

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

by Wickery January 16, 2014

Steamed oyster

The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.

Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.

by Mdturtle July 14, 2019

Sheasexual

Only attracted and love Shea, represented by colors and hues in the sky after a rainbow

I identify as sheasexual

by lilcup33 May 31, 2021

Stealership

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.

The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 August 21, 2008