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Satan's Starling 

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.
Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!
Satan's Starling by buckonz November 23, 2009

Gang Stalking 

Basically, the simplest and most pure definition is that gang stalking is multiple bullies attacking one person.

There doesn't need to be government involvement. No electronic weapons. No huge amounts of money involved. No Satan, or Jesus, or UFO conspiracies.

Just multiple bullies attacking an individual.
Joe was a victim ofgang stalking from several different people in different places where he lived. They all seemed to have the same agenda, and all seemed to have the same knowledge (or mis-information/BS) about him.
Gang Stalking by UnsubscribeMeNow November 20, 2009

Facebook Stalking 

A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide
I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!
Facebook Stalking by ELProphet September 19, 2009

heifer stalking 

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
heifer stalking by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

bebo stalking 

A bebo stalking is the act of regularly checking up on friends/ex-girlfriends/co-workers in order to see who they are dating, chatting to, or just to see if they mention them (the stalker) in conversation.

The worst bebo stalking then involves messaging or texting the victim to harass them for their beboing activites.

Paul: The ex was texting my phone at 3am again last night, hassling me about my new girlfriend.
Andy: Who told her? We haven't even seen her. She must be bebo stalking you again, my friend.
bebo stalking by viio November 18, 2007

Gang Stalking 

A social phenomenon conducted by an organized group of individuals who's intent is to cause harm or enforce a desired outcome upon an individual; by covertly stalking to gain information, building a psych profile of targeted individual, and constantly harassing and undermining the psyche and livelihood of an individual via social proxy. For example, The group would learn of your standard daily/weekly routine, habits, likes and dislikes, interests, and goals. Once they have this information, via false allegation or accusation, they can trick people into willingly complying with their schemes to frame you as the bad guy, or drive you into committing a crime. You could be relaxing, only to have people intentionally and aggressively approach you as if attacking, then turn away at the last moment and pretend that they have no idea what you are getting so "anxious" about. The goal of this is to 1, make you feel unsafe. 2, make you react violently so they can claim assault, or worse, murder you in self defense. 3, try to make you yourself question your own sanity. 4, coerce an admission of guilt, or make a certain decision to make the ubiquitous torment end.

it could be state law, scorned ex, baby mamma custody, or Even high school cliques bullying into suicide. For more information, view the TED TALK by Hubertus Knabe called "The dark secrets of a surveillance state." about stazi police in east germany.
"Jon claims he is a victim of gang stalking. what the hell is that about?"
"Ya apparently his ex claims that he raped her when he left her crazy ass. Now her and her family and friends are hell bent to ruin his life. Hard to catch and prove though."
Gang Stalking by Bokuto.Samurai September 7, 2017