A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
Get the Standard Brianmug. A traditional form of beauty, typically for a certain country. Essentially just the ‘typical’ form of beauty. For example; in Japan, it’s a beauty standard to have larger eyes. Or, how in Mexico, it’s a beauty standard to have lightly tanned skin. Beauty standards vary from country to country, or from person to person, so it isn’t all the same globally.
Jessica: What are beauty standards?
Anne: A typical form of beauty in a country.
Jessica: So may I fit the beauty standard in one country but not another?
Anne: Just because you don’t fit into a certain beauty standard doesn’t mean you’re ugly overall! Different countries have different standards.
Anne: A typical form of beauty in a country.
Jessica: So may I fit the beauty standard in one country but not another?
Anne: Just because you don’t fit into a certain beauty standard doesn’t mean you’re ugly overall! Different countries have different standards.
by aperson@gmail.com October 12, 2022
Get the Beauty Standardsmug. When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue
by Big aldo July 13, 2018
Get the standard gluemug. John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"
Jack: British Standard...
Jack: British Standard...
by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022
Get the British Standardmug. A computer standard which changes to meet current demand -- trading out the benefits of versioning systems for the benefits of trailblazing.
by JMC43 June 25, 2018
Get the Living Standardmug. Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.
-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?
-Yeah dude, she has very low standards
-Yeah dude, she has very low standards
by grossm4nn June 26, 2023
Get the Low standardsmug. The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 18, 2008
Get the standard deductionmug.