Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

Squirting

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.

Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.

by Gz-TeRRoR January 5, 2008

Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015

Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Fat-squirter

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.

"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."

by PizzadippedinRanchsauce August 10, 2017

squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004

Squirting

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.

Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.

by BadBoyAl March 2, 2010