Squirltes

The prettiest, most beautiful duck anyone will ever see.

Have you seen anything prettier than Squirltes?

by Kai I guess November 25, 2021

Squirty-G

- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime

Mix and enjoy

"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."

by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 2, 2021

Squirty starters

Appetizers laced with exlax

I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.

by DollopOfDaisy December 25, 2021

squirl

the combination of a squirrel and a girl.

oh my god look at that squirl

by singleserved August 13, 2022

Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!

by ReeceJ October 10, 2022

squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

Squilly

A girl named bella's penis

Isobella has a squilly

by Stinkeyyyyyy January 28, 2023