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slunting

"I think im going to go slunting tonight and fuck those nasty hoes."
by Jeff Hughes September 5, 2008
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Spunting

Verb; To paint on the snow of someone's front yard! Usually involving graphic symbols of either penises or crude phrases.
"Joe and Steve bought spray paint from Wal Mart and then spent the night spunting our yard last night. They're such assholes. Let's go make out with them!" said Karen and Jessica!
by JoeJoeLA504 February 10, 2010
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Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010
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Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face
Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!
by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018
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stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!
"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"
by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021
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Spuntingulating

Geoffrey my dear, it seems as if my earlobes are spuntingulating! Oh no, it's gone now. If only spuntingulation lasted longer. This is some mad ASMR shit.
by Clungefarts April 23, 2019
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Squiding

The of vigorously jerking ones soft or un erected penis
Derrick was squiding nervously as he patiently waited for his turn on the glory hole
by Choosy malone February 15, 2020
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