squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

by slole1 October 15, 2011

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Squid out

An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.

Shit, shit, Mary! Squid out! For God's sake, squid out!

by Naty1m August 26, 2013

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Squabularity

The uncontrollable laughter that ensues after a cushion makes an awkward gas-passing sound when someone sits on it.

Christopher and Dan broke into squabularity, when Dave sat down on the new Sofa.

by Threeuhamigos November 6, 2019

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an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose

that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid

by joka zen December 29, 2010

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squicky

1. To make one feel sick or disgusted.
2. To squick over a bizarre and distasteful situation.
3. My friend Brad in a speedo. *mentally squicking right now*

ie. "Dumbledore, McGonnagall and the Giant Squid are having a threesome and Ron is getting it on videotape."

"That squicks me muchly."

"I am completely squicked at the image."

"How squicky!!"

by Chrystal Barr April 6, 2004

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