by tim jhonson December 03, 2018
I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.
by Tubzilla December 06, 2008
The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.
by Nordiqbeubs September 30, 2010
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
by Z-unit & friends October 19, 2006
A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.
"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"
"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011
anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.
by chandler bateman November 30, 2011