Squash

squash is NOT a sport.

Ranga: is Squash a sport?
normal person: HELL NO! Its a hobby. its like collecting stamps

by squashisnotsport August 29, 2010

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.

Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

by Mack Daddy Kevin August 3, 2007

squash

1. To end a beef by apologizing/forgiving each other
2. To end a beef by fighting it out

"This is immature, we should just squash this."

by Kelera November 20, 2007

squadstagram

An joint Instagram account where a squad posts photos of things that only their squad will understand and they normally don't accept requests of anyone who's not in their squad

Only the squad will get this meme, so I'll post it on the squadstagram

by Samellaeatsalot January 25, 2017

EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008

National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd

Happy national squash beef day

by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018

lose my squash

To completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) Derived from of "out of my gourd."

Dude, if Trump says "locker room talk" one more time I'm going to lose my squash.

If one more person asks me something they could Google and find out I'm going to lose my squash.

by RedHeadMeag October 13, 2016