Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.
by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007
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Get the shooting your shot mug.When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she is lying on the floor with her legs over her head. Shooting downrange is when you finish, you pull out and finish in that position, holding your junk down and "shooting downrange".
I totally shot downrange when I came on your mom.
Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.
Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.
by GrossGeorge December 20, 2008
Get the Shooting Downrange mug.Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!
Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
by poodleshooter January 10, 2009
Get the Shooting The Poodle mug.The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.
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Get the shooting the bunny mug.Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.
"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."
by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012
Get the literally shooting the shit mug.hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke
hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke
hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke
by mister fister October 2, 2003
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