splars

In the bible there is a statement, there are to be no marriages containing two persons of the same gender. Yet this man has decided to sin and become a homosexual via playing minecraft and upploading it to his youtube channel.

Is that a transsexual hamster, no it's splars.

by Anonymous19878 October 16, 2018

Splarinate

The feeling of water splashing into yo booty after u take a turd n it feel high key good

yo i took a massive poo the other day and i let the water Splarinate

by hawwwkwkw February 19, 2019

splazmoid

Someone of low intellect often considered to be less important and or retarded

Jay you fucking splazmoid you came yourself again, dirty gimp

by Wipedwankeronthaket February 9, 2020

splaymate

A "willing" chick who always assumes da spread-eagled position whenever you want it.

I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.

by QuacksO February 26, 2020

splambo

Can be used as everything and nothing. Can assume wether it’s positive or negative my the tone of voice.

Yo what up splambo?
Get that splambo out here!

Gaaaadammmn that food is SPLAMBO!

by CentIIX January 22, 2020

slarmy

If its slimy and gross at the same time, its slarmy.

The rancid, uncooked chicken was slarmy when pulled apart.

by 6sicky6 May 22, 2021

splare

Split and share

“Want to order a Vanilla Milkshake and splare?”

by olesplare November 25, 2021