Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.

Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...

by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017

Spiffing

The act of dressing up to look "spiffy"

He seeemed to be spiffing every day.

by Spiffed July 19, 2017

Plaffing

The art of plaffing is to pay one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.

Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.

by Unemployment May 21, 2018

Plaffing

The art of plaffing is to play one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.

Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.

by Unemployment May 21, 2018

Splashing banana

When you are eating juicy banana in the WC, and you splash it on a guy's face.

Andrew: -Shit, how that guy came out from toilet?
Matthew: -Yeah, he got some banana on his face, I think he got the splashing banana.

by Matkri March 15, 2018

Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020