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farmer spit

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.
When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!
by Yup12 November 6, 2013
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Smol Spicy Bois

"Ouch, I just got bit by some smol spicy bois"
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spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014
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spit out

To spit smt out basically means kinda "to say smt, that you hide inside, out loud"
-Yo, Suga, I gotta tell you smt...
-What's that?
-I can't find suitable words...
-Just spit it out, dope! Spit out!
-I've lost your drugs...
by Gorodskaya May 22, 2015
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spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.
Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.
by jn1234 March 2, 2020
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Spicy poop

Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.
Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!
by milkacow October 8, 2010
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on the spit

to be fucked doggy style while giving an other a head job
"Shazza is such a slut, she was on the spit again the other night"
by Rusty the tnuc November 14, 2007
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