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sphincter infantry

the pubic hair that is around ones asshole
Damnit it hurts to pluck sphincter infantry!!
by JohncashwithanAK September 10, 2005
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sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.
I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
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sphincter kiss

a sphincter kiss is when two people. man to man. female to female or male to female, spread there butt cheeks, touch sphincters and pucker thems up to kiss. surprisingly this is very arowsing to some humans but is more common to the primates, orangutans are the primates to most likely to do so.
assholes puckering up and touching to release air into eachother = sphincter kiss
by jack nelson May 22, 2009
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sphincter trunk

Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
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Sphincter Burp

A toxic, disgusting, vile fart on steroids.
If you smell one, you will die.
Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
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Sphincter Plinko

(sfink-ter plinck-o)

The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"
by FuzzyDunnlopp March 19, 2017
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