by JohncashwithanAK September 10, 2005

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

a sphincter kiss is when two people. man to man. female to female or male to female, spread there butt cheeks, touch sphincters and pucker thems up to kiss. surprisingly this is very arowsing to some humans but is more common to the primates, orangutans are the primates to most likely to do so.
by jack nelson May 22, 2009

Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
