Sock Solitaire 

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

Sock Solitaire by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Julia Claire sapitanan 

A Julia Claire Sapitanan is a very rude girl who doesn’t know how to act towards others when they say hi she viciously says what you looking at.

Also known as a hoe

Julia Claire Sapitanan likes them all.

Julia Claire sapitanan by Srem May 28, 2019

Sock-Puppet Solitaire

The person who has a team of alt accounts that she constantly uses to create pretend support, praise, and agreement "from others" for herself in forums and social media.

Oh, I see that she's back for another round of Sock-Puppet Solitaire again! It's so cringe and humiliating, I can't!

Sock-Puppet Solitaire by EffortlesslyBetter April 23, 2026

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

dealing myself a hand of solitaire by El ritardo April 17, 2020