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soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.
The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...
by daniel June 17, 2004
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Somari

A man with a larg dick around 12 to 13 inches long he will get the job done he’s wonderful in bed the best you can have
Hey is that somari yeah that him isnt he the quarterback on the team
by Idz23 October 18, 2017
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On safari

- The activity or pursuit fostered by any majority racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic group (read as: primarily white people) who feel compelled to immerse themselves in the surroundings, cultural trappings and even geography of a non majority group, which ultimately feeds into their own deeply rooted feelings of racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic superiority.

- Treating the culture, religion, food, music, language, sexual orientation and overall identity of more "exotic" groupings as an interesting diversion, entertainment or fad, primarily there for a Safariite to enjoy as pop entertainment.

- Viewing the differentness of others as condescendingly "precious," "cute" or "neat."

- An intense fascination by the real or wholly perceived exoticm of others. c

- Akin to Caucasian safari goers in Africa, ensconced safely behind their pith helmets, armed guards, and lion-proof glass, viewing the rare and exotic wild animals of the Serengeti - just going about their normal, mundane existence in their natural habitat - with giddy fascination, wonder, and an odd combination of envy and pity.
Mr. and Mrs. Whitebread, ever the bored, suburban couple itching for a chance to be on safari, weasled their way into a Hindu wedding, knowing full well it would be a fascinating journey into the fragrantly exotic.
by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009
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On Safari

-To go out to a bar or similar establishment with the purpose of seducing an older, more experienced woman who would be commonly considered a cougar.

-To actively attempt to seduce a cougar while out at a bar or similar establishment.
Did you see Adam with that 40 year old woman last night. He was on safari.
by cougarbaggerAT February 20, 2009
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safari

Lunch hour entertainment for white collar workers...drive through really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the natives and their lifestyle.
When we went to lunch today, we picked up subway and went on safari. I thought sure one big silverback was gonna kill us.
by bigdaddyz February 7, 2006
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safari

Heading to the bar looking specifically for cougars...
We are going on a safari.

To Africa?

No to the bar, he wants to hunt a cougar.
by wisewisdomwordstx September 17, 2010
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sofality

The act of killing someone or something with a sofa/couch.
1st Person: Holy shit, did you see that guy getting crushed by that couch last week?
2nd Person: Yeah man, that was one sick sofality.
by Fallen_Samurai April 3, 2009
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