Slobber

When the mouth sucks on a body part and produces saliva

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my neck!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber in my arm pit!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my breasts!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my pussy!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh Kiersten I love when you Slobber on my balls!
Kiersten : Uh Jake honey im looking right at you how can I be Slobbering on your balls?
Steve : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! LA! LA! LA! LA! God Damn Jake Your Balls Are YUMMY!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! JAKE CALL THE COPS!!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : DAMN"T JAKE QUIT HAVING AN ORGASAM AND CALL THE COPS!
Steve : MMMM! Cummy! Now time to Slobber on Kiersten!
Kiersten : HELP!

by SlopNChop September 19, 2018

sober Irishman

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

soberchill

the act of being amazingly fun without drinking alcohol

Guy #1 : Hey, did you go to Sydney's Party?
Guy #2: Yes, and it was soberchill.

by violaplayer994 January 2, 2009

chilly slobberknocker

item found in world of warcraft but also the name for a blowjob given with ice cubes in the mouth

or a blow job given in a cold environment

while it was snowing i got a chilly slobberknocker in my car

by barracknroll May 7, 2009

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003