Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.

Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.

by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012

Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

Snape-killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful

I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I

was faithful

by sophiotaurus January 17, 2018

Snape

someone who is not to be trusted, and who presumably will try to fuck you off in any way possible.

I knew that snape had something to do with my money missing

by ChinnMcgee April 29, 2024

severus snape

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter

i’m such a simp for severus snape

by shitpisskink January 28, 2021

Snapeing

Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.

1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.

by Technic12 May 3, 2016