Victory Smoke

(noun) a cigarette consumed after some sort of accomplishment. especially used in a group effort.

Ms. Bruer - "thanks for moving my furnature, boys"

Guy 1 - "V.S!"

Guy 2 - "what? V.S?

Guy 1 - "victory smoke!"

by DisorderOfTheMind June 21, 2007

out smoke

When you smoke more then everyone else in the session

chad: Bro I out smoked terry at the sesh last night

steve: nice

by Steamfend January 12, 2022

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

smoke weed everyday

A popular quote by Snoop Dogg.

Man 1: You know what I smoke?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Weed.
Man 2: Do you smoke weed everyday?
Man 1: Yes.

by Ship05 January 23, 2014

blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.

I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.

by Eluu December 31, 2016

Smoke and mirrors

When either a person or corporate entity make an offer "look" attractive with window dressing when it really isn't - but in reality they are only using SMOKE AND MIRRORS to distort this so they can keep holding the carrot on the stick in front of you!!! Almost like a Jedi mind trick.

"You will receive a BIG bonus next year and you are your own boss and can do whatever you want to succeed in this office!!" -that was smoke and mirrors. Here is the translation into what that really means:
"You will be chained to your desk. You will work 12 hours a day. You will not get a promotion, ever. You will have 9 bosses. You will receive just enough money to keep you alive while we pay your manager for his private jet and lakehouse in Wyoming. You will die in this place."

by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004

smoke check

the act of killing someone with a gun, usually from afar (akin to snipe)

I'll smoke check that guner if he pops his head up again.

by fatnutz July 26, 2006