vagina smiling

when your vagina is swollen from estrus

Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.

by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013

skin smiling

an insincere and fake “smile” that usually doesn’t reach someone’s eyes. this type of “smile” will typically feel creepy or off putting because it is.

“dude, my dog was skin smiling at me last night!”
“did you check it for a zipper?”

by anonymous March 9, 2022

The smiling friends go to brazil

A piece of media that stands out for being mundane to an absurd degree compared to it's other contemporaries. Often, the mundanity is the joke of the piece of media that is being discussed.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru is like the smiling friends go to brazil of Weird Al parodies.

by Hexagon Force August 14, 2024

fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle

I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.

by femboythatscool March 25, 2024

🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)

🥲 is used as a slang term for "I'm really sad and gay and want a man to fuck me right now."

"Man I'm so sad and want to be fucked by a man 🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)"

by dumbIittIefeIIa March 27, 2024

minus sizing

Minus sizes are 00 and 000. It describes the extended sizes below 0 which aren’t included in standard size charts for women.

It’s hard to find jeans that fit because I usually need minus sizing

by Lucyy11 April 16, 2025

The Smiling Uardo

The Smiling Uardo (noun): Thomas x Samkie

A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.

“Yo Zack, Thomas, and Samkie — The Smiling Uardo was sittin’ there, fingers covered in sticky-ass chicken grease and some nasty-ass cum-looking shit. That disgusting fucker’s like a goddamn walking swamp of wing sauce and nasty goo. Just being near The Smiling Uardo makes me wanna puke my guts out.”

by TheJizzNegusLegend July 2, 2025