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Slippery Smile 

Easily the most sought-after crotched expression, the slippery smile, aka the hungry cha-cha, describes a state of naturally lubricated arousal of the "mouth in the south."

- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.
"Turning a frown upside down is one thing.. How about getting a slippery smile with your jaw out of a dry maw?"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"
Slippery Smile by Teen-stash January 24, 2014
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Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
Slippery Morning by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014

Slippery bowl 

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"
Slippery bowl by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015

slippery nuggets 

When you testicles are sweaty so they stick to your pants and you have to peel them off your pants, often occurs at place/ evnts like a wedding, or a funeral, and sometimes even denstist appointments.
Man, oh, man, I have a bad case of the slippery nuggets, I should use the bathroom to un-slippify myself.

slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling
Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

slippery ghaddafi 

When somebody is sleeping, and you take the liquid hot smegma from betwixed your scrotum and thighs, and place it above the upper lip of the person sleeping making them look like dictator Muammar Ghadafi.
Dude we should totally Slippery Ghaddafi Aidan when he falls asleep

Slippery tummy 

To lather someones stomach in cum or salvia by licking or ejaculating.
Ex :give me cummies on my stomach i want a slippery tummy .
Slippery tummy by Kipperson March 18, 2020