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Russian Sleigh Ride

A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.
Hey babe let's take the Russian Sleigh Ride to Moscow
by Nexum crash November 1, 2018
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sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see
Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....
by slampig 21 May 19, 2009
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Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.
I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack
by juicyjackie August 26, 2011
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you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.
You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"
by Definamy November 20, 2014
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sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.
Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".
by CyberJake July 26, 2005
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norweigan Sleigh Riding

When you have anal sex on the top of a 2 story stair case, then ride her down while your cock is still in her ass.
Dude me and my girlfriend went norweigan Sleigh Riding last night and now her tits hurt.
by Shane Miller April 26, 2005
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