sleeper

someone who has the potential to get hot so later someone can smash

hey, you see that kid Kyle over there he must be a sleeper

by Justinbrooks99 December 19, 2017

sneezer

the runny shits
peeing out of your ass

"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."

by Cr@cker May 21, 2005

sleeper

A chick that you don't think is hot at first, but after a period of time, you come to the conclusion that this girl is very hott.

Yea, this girl is a sleeper. I didn't think she was hot at first, but after a brief period of time, I came to the conclusion that she is very hott.

by Ryaun December 10, 2006

Sleeperunit

When your boss falls asleep during a meeting and wakes up periodically to contribute to the conversation (usually interrupting the conversation).

Employee 1 - Did you see our boss nodding off in training?
Employee 2 - Yeah, she kept interrupting the conversation, but I guess that's what happens when you're a sleeperunit.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected

That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.

by BigDaddyDeac December 22, 2014